Saturday Night In

The world is plotting against me...to be healthy! I think yesss splurge, Saturday night, CHINESE, order a Chow Mein. What do I get? Lettuce and Onions. Slight waste of $10. Then I think, well i'll have  a Dr Pepper, press the buttons and... and... water. Ergh. It's okay i've got a 3 Muskerteers bar. Feeling happy and sufficiently unhealthy.  Now time to snuggle up with my duvet and a film with friends.